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That Obscure Object of Desire:

The Hollywood Remake

Act III and a half

Fabio is now a zombie. Having been scalped to death and survived, he looks like that Frank character in Hellraiser, or Bob Dole.

UNDEAD FABIO: Pointless drivel...pointless drivel!! Do you hear me? My God, look what you've done to yourself!
CONCHATA: Geez!! What the hell are you talking about, Fabio? Why - why are you saying this? What...
UNDEAD FABIO: Shut it! Just...I'm sick of your whining! Why - you don't have anything really to say at all do you?
(Conchata begins to weep.)
CONCHATA: You hate me. (Pause.)
UNDEAD FABIO: God, Conchata, I don't hate cha'. I just...I love you.
CONCHATA: Do you?
UNDEAD FABIO: Yes. Yes, I do love you.
CONCHATA: I love you too, sweetie.
UNDEAD FABIO: I do love ya', but your gonna' have to give me some space. I can't have some whiny, brainless, girl sniffing around me. You understand don't you? I have important work that you can't possibly understand. (Pause.) Ya' know? (Silence.)
CONCHATA: Yeah. Yeah, I know.
(Lights slowly fade out.)

Last updated September 2, 1997.

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