Original Motion Picture Soundtrack CDs

Each bring you a 28-page, spectacular picture booklet in sturdy gatefold binding, 67-73 minutes of music and dialogue, as well as listing of the casts and crews for three films:

Volume One covers Faster Pussycat, Lorna and Vixens;
Volume Two covers UP!, Beneath the Valley of the Ultra Vixens and SuperVIXENS.
Volume Three covers Mudhoney, Finders Keepers Lovers Weepers and Motor Psycho.
Volume Four covers Good Morning ...and Goodbye!, Cherry, Harry & Raquel and Mondo Topless.

Specify which volume - only $19.99 apiece!

The Films: In mint condition, transferred from original negatives! Only the Russ Meyer shade of purple prose, from his own presskits, could do these tease-n-sleaze classics any justice. The assonant; the metonymic; the almost hypercatalectically hyperbolical! Cheap puns! Sentence fragments! Read on: we could not have thought up this feverishly ecstatic ode to his odalisques in our wildest dreams.

Beneath the Valley of the Ultravixens

(1979) Starring Kitten Natividad and Candy Samples, with Eufaula Roop as an "Elvira Gantry" super-stacked psalm singer of the airwaves. An allout assault on today's sexual mores and more..an end-around attack against women's lib...blasting through the male machismo syndrome...kicking the crap out of convictions, hang-ups, obsessions...the whole bag...sexually aggressive females, willing klutzy men, petroleum jelly, gingham and gossamer, tax-sheltered religion, black socks....Big Bosoms and Square Jaws. Prepare to be blown away!

93 min., Color, $79.95

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls

(1970) (Time out!) The Strawberry Alarm Clock are featured along with chesty Hollywood starlets in the only Meyer film available from a big label. Leonard Maltin's guide notes that this film made the "best of the decade" list of two prominent film critics around 1978, but doesn't mention whether one of them was Roger Ebert. (Now back to our show!)

109 min., Color, Rated NC-17, Closed Captions, 19.99

Russ Meyer's Blacksnake!

(1972) The locale is "San Cristobal", a mythical island in the Caribbean. Blackmoor Plantation is one of the last, profitably functioning sugar plantations in the British colonial system. Lady Susan, Blackmoor's amoral mistress and female bluebeard, controls her island anarchy with an iron hand. The screen-play is based loosely on legend and historical fact. Cast with British actors, and filmed in spectacular Panavision and full color entirely in the country of Barbados, a tropical island. Blacksnake! A film of violence born and nurtured by terror and climaxed with destructive retribution! Blacksnake! A film of parody/satire of our time! [This film has gone by three different names, "Slaves," "Sweet Suzy" and "Blacksnake."]

83 min., Color, Rated R, Letterboxed, $79.95

Cherry, Harry, & Raquel

(1969) Menage a trois, loosely translated by Russ Meyer, means "three is not necessarily a crowd." An incisive probe into the very soul of those people that both profit and lose as a result of the heinous narcotics racket. The billowy registered nurse Cherry of exotic muscle-relaxing procedures...and featuring the super abundant Uschi Digard, the bosom vast, as Astrid "Soul" Lillimor!

One of Russ Meyer's best movies - Martin & Porter, 71 min., Color, $79.95

Common-Law Cabin

(1967) A way out, raunchy dude ranch...far enough up river from town to escape the prying-eyed, suspicious curiosity of the law....a slow, simmering look at three fast-boiling women at the mercy of themselves...their twisted morals...their insatiable appetites: A roman candle too hot to handle - going through men like a box of matches! An uncommon common-law wife! An innocent girl...lost in the full-blown body of a woman! With Alaina Capri and Babette Bardot.

70 min., Color, $79.95

Eve and the Handyman

With a toast to unconscious dream fulfillment and conscious audience participation plus entertainment, we give you Eve and the handyman! Man snarled on the highroads of life by the out-of-reach signposts that painfully mislead him from his natural destiny....psychiatry's siren call, the recurring major theme of Man's Ideal Female Image, as played by our voluptua - Eve Meyer....the climactic pleasure of the happy ending, to which we would all like to be committed.

$79.95

Tura Satana - The Psychotronic Interview!

Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill!

(1966) Filmed in glorious black and blue - the story of a new breed of Superwomen emerging out of the ruthlessness of our times. We are introduced to three buxom Go-Go girls wildly dancing the Watusi before the leers, jeers and lecherous come-ons of their drooling all-male audience. The violence, implicit in the girls' tease, is quickly moved out of the microcosmic bar into the outside world as they literally let go of themselves, embarking on a wild, violent, deadly journey of vengeance on all men.

83 min., B/W, $79.95

FPKK poster for $39.95
FPKK t-shirt at the relative bargain price of $19.99 .

Finders, Keepers, Lovers, Weepers

(1968) Socks it to you...the flesh, fantasy, and action...unencumbered by parlour analysis or suburban sociology. Russ Meyer's spirited ruttings happen on pool tables, in showers, in swimming pools...even in bed! Up front with the bosom brigade...[as the video box quotes the Wall Street Journal] "Get a good grip on your popcorn!" Russ Meyer's "Finders, Keepers" shocks it to you!

72 min., Color, $79.95

Good Morning and Goodbye

(1967) Angel is a walking message; a living invitation - an exaggerated embodiment of the name, woman. She is the cusion of evil on the throne of immorality...Lottie: High horsepower, on a Volkswagon frame. A string of ladyfingers that never stop exploding and detonating, with a percussion and snap beyond their size. Without compromise, without apology, and without question, Russ Meyer has made an honest motion picture which explores the deepest complexities of contemporary life, as applied to love and marriage in these United States.

80 min., Color, $79.95

The Immoral Mr. Teas

(1959) America's first classic skin-flick....here was a film that dared to laugh at the pretentiousness of its predecessors, and quite unabashedly for the first time depicted the living pinup, the mythical woman, the unblemished, unpimpled, unsweaty, hothouse fruit, which could never be fondled or touched, only looked at and dreamed about. Starring the comical Bill Teas...the "real" man next door - with his capacious corps of bosomy beauties.

63 min., Color, $79.95

Lorna

(1964) Ever wonder why wives wander? Without artistic surrender, without compromise, without question or apology, an incredibly sensual motion picture was made. Lorna. The story of a woman. "Lorna" graphically portrays the emotions of a voluptuous young wanton. Lorna is a woman too much for one man, although loved by her husband, desired by another, she finds fulfillment in the arms of a brutal stud. Starring the outrageously abundant, cantilevered Lorna Maitland.

79 min., B/W, $79.95

Mondo Topless

(1966) Topless...in phrase and craze...is sweeping the country...changing the moods and mores of people everywhere. Russ Meyer's "Mondo Topless" captures the basic essence of the movement...with movement! Titilating...torrid...untopable!

61 min., Color, $79.95

Motor Psycho

(1965) Starring Alex Rocco and Haji. Cory discovers his wife Gail brutally beaten and criminally assaulted when he returns home. With the indifferent attitude of the local sheriff, Cory takes the law into his own hands. This results in a dangerous desert chase involving a lusty Cajun girl named Ruby Bonner, incidentally, by the same three hoodlums. Ruby and Cory with only the meager protection of a shallow mine trench, manage to kill the insane hoodlum "Brahmin" at the critical moment with the aid of a crudely fashioned hand grenade. (Materials, of course, conveniently attainable from the mine immediate.)

73 min., B/W, $79.95

Mudhoney

(1965) A film of ribaldry and violence, extracted from the juice of life...featuring "that girl from Lorna," the pneumatic Lorna Maitland, and the beautiful buxotic from Germany, Rena Horten; the embodiment of the body. "Mudhoney" runs the gamut of emotions...love...hatred...sadism...a story never told so frankly...so intimately. Also featuring the buxom Lee Ballard: the flirtatious Sister Hanson. Add the two country harlots, Eula and Clara Bell, and you, indeed, have too much for one town. Mudhoney...passion debased by lust...leaving its taste of evil.

Four stars from Martin and Porter, 92 min., B/W, $79.95

(1972) Yes, it's all here in Russ Meyer's Up! Two-timers, cops, robbers, joints and mind-boggling, bra-busting women: Sweet Li'l Alice...fast, foxy and fertile * the Headsperson (Candy Samples)...awesome abundance * Pocohontas...cantilevered, protuberant * the Chesty Young Thing...conical, unrestrained * Limehouse...pneumatic bliss * Gwendolyn...what a pair of jungle drums * the Greek Chorus (Kitten Natividad)...the biggest and the best * and the "smothering" Margo Winchester...assault with a deadly bosom! There's always somethin' Big about a Russ Meyer movie!

80 min., Color, $79.95

Supervixens

(1975) Russ Meyer's "Supervixens" is the epitome of twenty years of gut-tearing film making, a rural "Fellini," geared for the young and old alike, the sophisticate and the bluecollar...and in each blazing scene, the ring of truth. Never before has Meyer revealed so much of himself, or taken such umbrage with his personal life...scenes bulging with love, violence and unrelenting hate...each scene bearing his own indelible stamp. A cinematic smorgasbord of erotic fantasy...six of the world's most Bountiful women...served up from the lusty table of Russ Meyer. Feast on it!

106 min., Color, $79.95

Vixen

(1968) Russ Meyer's "Vixen" will jar your senses...jerk your emotions...straddle your soul. The mind-boggling Erica Gavin...the standard by which all "voluptua" must be measured. Vixen...is she woman...or animal? Says Roger Ebert, of the Chicago Sun Times, of Vixen: "Meyer's best...a merciless put-on...Erica Gavin...electrifying!" Vixen...embrace her!

London's Time Out says this turned Meyer "from nudie king to national monument"! 70 min., Color, $79.95

Wild Gals of the Naked West

Now stage is set with the introduction of the villainous Snake Wolf and his girl friend Goldie Nuggets. Snake is the epitome of evil / Goldie the essense of physical beauty. Surrounding them, their minions / the dregs of humanity...cruel men and their voluptuous women! Into this cesspool of life rides our would-be hero. Not the usual hero connected with the typical Hollywood Western movie...instead a man just barely 5 ft. tall and riding a burro! Our hero now attired in the outlandish mode of the Hollywood cowboy / a ten-gallon hat powder blue / the suit a brilliant orange / purple boots with a big "diamond" on each toe and last but by far not least, a pistol three (3) ft. long! Of course, he dispatches the villainous Snake Wolf....blowing the clothing off the villain / reducing him to his ugly long red underwear / Snake Wolf beats a hasty retreat. Immediately following, our diminutive hero proceeds to clean up the town from stem to sternum, and in a very businesslike manner, to the "god-like" worship of the heroine, Goldie Nuggets. $79.95

Out of commission: "Fanny Hill: Memories of a Woman of Pleasure" (1964), which has yet to surface in any usably watchable form, and "The Seven Minutes" (1971), which was edited down to a PG from an R and wound up in TV limbo.

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Meyer fan Nieukie may not have a page up anymore, but James has posted his own salute to Bosomania, too.